{"product_id":"witchy-wall-decor-gothic-witch-wall-plaque-funny-halloween-decor-witch-hazel","title":"Witchy Wall Decor – Gothic Witch Wall Plaque | Funny Halloween Decor | Witch Hazel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWitch Hazel’s Ornate Wall Plaques\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUnsolicited Advice \u0026amp; Other Useful Warnings\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e(the background tassel is not included, it merely gives a display idea.)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWitch Hazel has opinions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbout trespassers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbout broom parking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbout household hauntings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbout transportation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd, apparently, about what one should do when presented with a particularly good pair of shoes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWitch Hazel’s Ornate Wall Plaques\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e bring a little of that questionable wisdom out of the Apothecary and onto your walls.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach approximately \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12–13 inch round plaque\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e begins with an ornate black base, hand-finished with antique gold detailing and centered with an approximately \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e8-inch vintage-inspired Witch Hazel artwork\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. A black ribbon hanger finishes the piece, giving it the feeling of an old decorative medallion discovered somewhere inside Blackbriar Hollow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose the warning, wisdom—or thinly veiled threat—that speaks to you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach piece is individually finished in small batches, so subtle variations are part of its handmade character.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChoose Your Artwork\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf the Shoe Fits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“If the shoe fits, buy a hat and broom to match.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePractical advice, really.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWitch Hazel has never understood why anyone would stop at the shoes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Haunted House\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“If one door closes and another one opens, your house is haunted.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eForget inspirational sayings about opportunity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCheck the hallway.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTrespassers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Warning: Witch Property. Trespassers will be used as ingredients in the brew.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVisitors are welcome.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTrespassers are apparently an inventory issue.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease knock.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDriving a Stick\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Yes, I am proficient at driving a stick.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe has a broom.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe has opinions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd she absolutely considers this a transportation credential.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBroom Parking\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Broom Parking. All others will be toad.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003etowed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eToad.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWitch Hazel would like everyone to know that the sign is perfectly clear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSoul in a Jar\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Darling, I put a soul in a jar. What exactly are we worried about?”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor those moments when life gets overwhelming and you need to remember that perhaps you’re considerably more formidable than the situation at hand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAlso, please don’t ask whose soul it is.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWitch Hazel hates paperwork.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach plaque measures approximately \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12–13 inches across\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, with an approximately \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e8-inch center artwork\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, ornate raised detailing, hand-applied antique-gold accents and a black ribbon for hanging.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause each piece is finished individually, slight variations in paint, antiquing, placement and finish may occur. 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