{"product_id":"funny-witchy-mug-witch-hazel-s-tears-worth-collecting-black-raven-coffee-mug","title":"Funny Witchy Mug – Witch Hazel’s Tears Worth Collecting | Black Raven Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSome tears are simply more satisfying than others.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDeep within Witch Hazel’s Apothecary, between the questionable potions and the Book of Questionable Decisions, you’ll find a rather unusual collection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot herbs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot tinctures.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTears.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCollected carefully. Served warm. Best enjoyed with coffee. ☕🐦‍⬛\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose your preferred variety from Witch Hazel’s \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTears Worth Collecting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e collection:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTEARS OF MY ENEMIES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA classic. Refined. Timeless. Pairs beautifully with victory and a splash of cream.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTEARS OF MY EMPLOYEES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor managers, bosses, small-business owners, and anyone who has ever said, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Per my previous email…”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTEARS OF MY CHILDREN\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the parent who loves them more than life itself…and also knows exactly why the bathroom door has a lock. 😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTEARS OF MY GUARDIAN ANGEL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor those who suspect their celestial protection detail has requested reassignment at least twice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach glossy black 11 oz ceramic mug is individually finished with an ornate, vintage-inspired Witch Hazel design featuring ravens, celestial details, and old-world apothecary flourishes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFill yours with coffee, tea, cocoa—or whatever helps you make better questionable decisions before noon.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• One 11 oz black ceramic mug\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Choose your preferred “Tears” design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Ornate vintage gothic\/apothecary artwork\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Individually decorated in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Part of the Witch Hazel collection from Stag \u0026amp; Stone\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Designed for people with excellent taste and questionable senses of humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Makes a wonderfully inappropriate gift for coworkers, parents, friends, bosses, witches, raven lovers, and yourself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCARE\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e To keep your mug looking its best, I recommend gentle hand washing and avoiding abrasive scrubbing directly over the artwork.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease select your preferred design when ordering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA NOTE FROM WITCH HAZEL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWitch Hazel cannot guarantee that the mug contains actual tears.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrankly, that’s probably for the best.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecan\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e guarantee that coffee tastes considerably better when consumed from a vessel that makes you laugh before you’ve had enough caffeine to tolerate other people.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTears worth collecting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome are just more satisfying than others.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e— \u003cem\u003eWitch Hazel\u003c\/em\u003e 🐦‍⬛\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stag \u0026 Stone ","offers":[{"title":"Tears of my Enemies","offer_id":49529165971694,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tears of my Employees","offer_id":49529166004462,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tears of my Children","offer_id":49529166037230,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tears of my Guardian Angel","offer_id":49529166069998,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/2396\/4398\/files\/0AE4A7AC-5B3A-4AF3-ACE2-E4761AA3937F.png?v=1788382337","url":"https:\/\/stagnstone.com\/products\/funny-witchy-mug-witch-hazel-s-tears-worth-collecting-black-raven-coffee-mug","provider":"Stag \u0026 Stone ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}