Funny Witchy Mug – Witch Hazel’s Tears Worth Collecting | Black Raven Coffee Mug

Some tears are simply more satisfying than others.

Deep within Witch Hazel’s Apothecary, between the questionable potions and the Book of Questionable Decisions, you’ll find a rather unusual collection.

Not herbs.

Not tinctures.

Tears.

Collected carefully. Served warm. Best enjoyed with coffee. ☕🐦‍⬛

Choose your preferred variety from Witch Hazel’s Tears Worth Collecting collection:

TEARS OF MY ENEMIES
A classic. Refined. Timeless. Pairs beautifully with victory and a splash of cream.

TEARS OF MY EMPLOYEES
For managers, bosses, small-business owners, and anyone who has ever said, “Per my previous email…”

TEARS OF MY CHILDREN
For the parent who loves them more than life itself…and also knows exactly why the bathroom door has a lock. 😂

TEARS OF MY GUARDIAN ANGEL
For those who suspect their celestial protection detail has requested reassignment at least twice.

Each glossy black 11 oz ceramic mug is individually finished with an ornate, vintage-inspired Witch Hazel design featuring ravens, celestial details, and old-world apothecary flourishes.

Fill yours with coffee, tea, cocoa—or whatever helps you make better questionable decisions before noon.

DETAILS

• One 11 oz black ceramic mug
• Choose your preferred “Tears” design
• Ornate vintage gothic/apothecary artwork
• Individually decorated in small batches
• Part of the Witch Hazel collection from Stag & Stone
• Designed for people with excellent taste and questionable senses of humor
• Makes a wonderfully inappropriate gift for coworkers, parents, friends, bosses, witches, raven lovers, and yourself

CARE: To keep your mug looking its best, I recommend gentle hand washing and avoiding abrasive scrubbing directly over the artwork.

Please select your preferred design when ordering.

A NOTE FROM WITCH HAZEL

Witch Hazel cannot guarantee that the mug contains actual tears.

Frankly, that’s probably for the best.

She can guarantee that coffee tastes considerably better when consumed from a vessel that makes you laugh before you’ve had enough caffeine to tolerate other people.

Tears worth collecting.
Some are just more satisfying than others.

— Witch Hazel 🐦‍⬛